This original Old Glory design is printed using cutting-edge direct-to-garment technology on a high-quality red

This 100% cotton dark blue long sleeve t-shirt features a stacked "New York Bozo" print with hand pointing to the left beneath it

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Always Be Yourself Donkey Mens T Shirt Wall Art This original Old Glory designAll growing up, you're taught to always be yourself. But what if you could be a.. donkey?! This exclusive Animal World design is printed on a high quality mens t shirt, featuring the words, "Always be yourself, unless you can be a donkey. Then always be a donkey" across the front. Because being a donkey is so much cooler.